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<rss xmlns:dc="http://purl.org/dc/elements/1.1/" version="2.0"><channel><atom:link rel="hub" href="http://tumblr.superfeedr.com/" xmlns:atom="http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom"/><description>I am Dave. 22. M. 
American Eagle Vis. Manager.
I haz diabeetus.
Do not take me for a crazy ass dude, for while i may be one, there is more to me than meets the eye.
This is MY BLOG, therefore I post what I like.  Everything is taken from somewhere else unless otherwise noted that it is mine. Ties and pocket squares are wonderful, as are female calves, dressy shoes, and furry hats. 

and speak with a soft j.  it’s sexy… =)</description><title>Und Becks?</title><generator>Tumblr (3.0; @iamschwallacus)</generator><link>http://iamschwallacus.tumblr.com/</link><item><title>
delicatelyrambled replied to your post: Father’s Day came and went.  A few thoughts...</title><description>&lt;ul&gt;&lt;li&gt;
&lt;p class="MsoNormal"&gt;&lt;span&gt;&lt;a href="http://delicatelyrambled.tumblr.com/"&gt;&lt;strong&gt;&lt;span&gt;delicatelyrambled&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/a&gt; replied to your &lt;a href="http://iamschwallacus.tumblr.com/post/53249771008/fathers-day-came-and-went-a-few-thoughts-here"&gt;&lt;span&gt;post&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/a&gt;: &lt;em&gt;&lt;a href="http://iamschwallacus.tumblr.com/post/53249771008/fathers-day-came-and-went-a-few-thoughts-here"&gt;&lt;span&gt;Father’s Day came and went.  A few thoughts here&amp;#8230;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/em&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p class="MsoNormal"&gt;&lt;span&gt;Enjoy your day/s off!!&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;/ul&gt;&lt;p&gt;Thanks hun!!! Hope all is well with your lovely self and have a splendid day!!! :D&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://iamschwallacus.tumblr.com/post/53301879815</link><guid>http://iamschwallacus.tumblr.com/post/53301879815</guid><pubDate>Tue, 18 Jun 2013 16:38:50 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>didn&amp;#8217;t get off today but it should hopefully be a quick night and then definitely off...</title><description>&lt;p&gt;didn&amp;#8217;t get off today but it should hopefully be a quick night and then definitely off tomorrow.  Paid off my $12 fine to the LIRR for forgetting to buy a ticket and not having cash on me (OOPS) and relaxed for the last few hours.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Also, Ashley Greene&amp;#8217;s and Olivia Wilde&amp;#8217;s characters in Butter&amp;#8230; UNF&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://iamschwallacus.tumblr.com/post/53301703786</link><guid>http://iamschwallacus.tumblr.com/post/53301703786</guid><pubDate>Tue, 18 Jun 2013 16:36:28 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>kieljamespatrick:

Learn the ropes and tie the knots (at Kiel...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/dd57fc3fd331904b9329a5d77a6bbfdc/tumblr_moltmqssa61r1si11o1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://kieljamespatrick.tumblr.com/post/53298016688/learn-the-ropes-and-tie-the-knots-at-kiel-james"&gt;kieljamespatrick&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Learn the ropes and tie the knots (at Kiel James Patrick Factory)&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://iamschwallacus.tumblr.com/post/53301540703</link><guid>http://iamschwallacus.tumblr.com/post/53301540703</guid><pubDate>Tue, 18 Jun 2013 16:34:18 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>Photo</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/90f23f5b8b16c233d731192ad8ed399d/tumblr_mok8grIMt51qkegsbo1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;</description><link>http://iamschwallacus.tumblr.com/post/53301410024</link><guid>http://iamschwallacus.tumblr.com/post/53301410024</guid><pubDate>Tue, 18 Jun 2013 16:32:33 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>gq:

Our work is done here.
</title><description>&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/532ac01db54a350bd25ed69e68181ae4/tumblr_molrfl28J31qe6vsbo1_500.png"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/f1944f08e8ad8cceff976274ac384349/tumblr_molrfl28J31qe6vsbo2_500.png"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://gq.tumblr.com/post/53294570553/gq-drake-amanda-bynes"&gt;gq&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Our work is done here.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://iamschwallacus.tumblr.com/post/53295350450</link><guid>http://iamschwallacus.tumblr.com/post/53295350450</guid><pubDate>Tue, 18 Jun 2013 15:10:40 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>yocalio:

#100.1% done with your shit.
</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/36b9902a02f0783de63e7c9089a45cf9/tumblr_molresw5Ta1r3i2gwo1_500.gif"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/b087841b70632532e51ba39db5b582bb/tumblr_molresw5Ta1r3i2gwo2_500.gif"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://yocalio.tumblr.com/post/53294714927/100-1-done-with-your-shit"&gt;yocalio&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.tumblr.com/tagged/100%25+done+with+your+shit"&gt;#100.1% done with your shit.&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://iamschwallacus.tumblr.com/post/53295318751</link><guid>http://iamschwallacus.tumblr.com/post/53295318751</guid><pubDate>Tue, 18 Jun 2013 15:10:12 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>Photo</title><description>&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/b3e0a6d115c2a82a0e862297c6bfbcfb/tumblr_mob6qmMKQX1qd5lk3o1_250.gif"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/0cbaf3605cf55c8adec760580a2cefb2/tumblr_mob6qmMKQX1qd5lk3o7_r1_250.gif"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/0b23c4126e112cac920fb50605c12769/tumblr_mob6qmMKQX1qd5lk3o4_250.gif"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/d7717dc2439fc1334d64feaff6d2a55d/tumblr_mob6qmMKQX1qd5lk3o3_250.gif"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/54eb3cffc6eeb0bb201b00711e263889/tumblr_mob6qmMKQX1qd5lk3o9_250.gif"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/5aea2b4e816720c0e09d3a56bc1401dc/tumblr_mob6qmMKQX1qd5lk3o5_r1_250.gif"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/817b464ecc649c27684fbc0b56ab9c75/tumblr_mob6qmMKQX1qd5lk3o8_250.gif"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/d8f8e07db0c18e6f8673448329afa101/tumblr_mob6qmMKQX1qd5lk3o6_250.gif"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/66b43955a8b9586c3972d67409d5b3f5/tumblr_mob6qmMKQX1qd5lk3o2_250.gif"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;</description><link>http://iamschwallacus.tumblr.com/post/53286809735</link><guid>http://iamschwallacus.tumblr.com/post/53286809735</guid><pubDate>Tue, 18 Jun 2013 13:04:02 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>n3ck-deep:

If you want to eat pizza and watch Lord of the Rings or Star Wars all day with the...</title><description>&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://n3ck-deep.tumblr.com/post/41223244648/if-you-want-to-eat-pizza-and-watch-lord-of-the"&gt;n3ck-deep&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;If you want to eat pizza and watch Lord of the Rings or Star Wars all day with the occasional sexual break, then you are marriage material.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://iamschwallacus.tumblr.com/post/53284807923</link><guid>http://iamschwallacus.tumblr.com/post/53284807923</guid><pubDate>Tue, 18 Jun 2013 12:32:14 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>Father&amp;#8217;s Day came and went.  A few thoughts here and there, maybe a moment here or there but...</title><description>&lt;p&gt;Father&amp;#8217;s Day came and went.  A few thoughts here and there, maybe a moment here or there but nothing too bad.  Making breakfast for mom was a good idea brought about by a friend which I never would&amp;#8217;ve thought of.  But hey, making pancakes at the ass crack of dawn was splendid. &lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;In other news, these next few days should be nice.  Off from work because the company decides that it wouldn&amp;#8217;t be smart to send the materials needed to set up a new performance line, so that whole floor set shift got cut.  Sucks, but I&amp;#8217;m only losing 6 hours so not terrible.  &lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Probably some R&amp;amp;R tomorrow, just take some me time and probably visit dad and then see what my best friend&amp;#8217;s been up to since I haven&amp;#8217;t seen him in over a week.  Our only talking aside from making plans is him sending me hilariously disturbing pictures of fat people with beer bottles attached to their nipples.  Yeah, it&amp;#8217;s that kind of friendship.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Honestly though, some mental peace will hopefully be nice.  Need to slow down in some aspects of life but turn it up in others.  Looks like I have a new goal for the next few weeks.  Lets see how this works out!!&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://iamschwallacus.tumblr.com/post/53249771008</link><guid>http://iamschwallacus.tumblr.com/post/53249771008</guid><pubDate>Mon, 17 Jun 2013 23:30:03 -0400</pubDate><category>maybe Ill get some sonic or something when I head out on the Island since I havent had it in forever</category></item><item><title>nevertrustapreppygirlwith:

(via TumbleOn)
</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/a979599e994a1da6131be55690a7dcc9/tumblr_mo71l58URV1sugatzo1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://nevertrustapreppygirlwith.tumblr.com/post/53244373428/via-tumbleon"&gt;nevertrustapreppygirlwith&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;(via &lt;a href="http://www.tumbleonapp.com"&gt;TumbleOn&lt;/a&gt;)&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://iamschwallacus.tumblr.com/post/53248759951</link><guid>http://iamschwallacus.tumblr.com/post/53248759951</guid><pubDate>Mon, 17 Jun 2013 23:15:51 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>nerdache-cakes:

All of you are wrong. The J in GIF is silent. Like in José. 
Hif.
</title><description>&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://nerdache-cakes.tumblr.com/post/49340154969/all-of-you-are-wrong-the-j-in-gif-is-silent-like"&gt;nerdache-cakes&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;All of you are wrong. The J in GIF is silent. Like in &lt;em&gt;&lt;span class="st"&gt;&lt;strong&gt;José. &lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/em&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;em&gt;&lt;span class="st"&gt;&lt;strong&gt;Hif.&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/em&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://iamschwallacus.tumblr.com/post/53245495506</link><guid>http://iamschwallacus.tumblr.com/post/53245495506</guid><pubDate>Mon, 17 Jun 2013 22:31:04 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>"I am not the first person you loved.
You are not the first person I looked at
with a mouthful of..."</title><description>“&lt;p&gt;I am not the first person you loved.&lt;br/&gt;
You are not the first person I looked at&lt;br/&gt;
with a mouthful of forevers. We&lt;br/&gt;
have both known loss like the sharp edges&lt;br/&gt;
of a knife. We have both lived with lips&lt;br/&gt;
more scar tissue than skin. Our love came&lt;br/&gt;
unannounced in the middle of the night.&lt;br/&gt;
Our love came when we’d given up&lt;br/&gt;
on asking love to come. I think&lt;br/&gt;
that has to be part&lt;br/&gt;
of its miracle.&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;This is how we heal.&lt;br/&gt;
I will kiss you like forgiveness. You&lt;br/&gt;
will hold me like I’m hope. Our arms&lt;br/&gt;
will bandage and we will press promises&lt;br/&gt;
between us like flowers in a book.&lt;br/&gt;
I will write sonnets to the salt of sweat&lt;br/&gt;
on your skin. I will write novels to the scar&lt;br/&gt;
of your nose. I will write a dictionary&lt;br/&gt;
of all the words I have used trying&lt;br/&gt;
to describe the way it feels to have finally,&lt;br/&gt;
finally found you.&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;And I will not be afraid&lt;br/&gt;
of your scars.&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;I know sometimes&lt;br/&gt;
it’s still hard to let me see you&lt;br/&gt;
in all your cracked perfection,&lt;br/&gt;
but please know:&lt;br/&gt;
whether it’s the days you burn&lt;br/&gt;
more brilliant than the sun&lt;br/&gt;
or the nights you collapse into my lap&lt;br/&gt;
your body broken into a thousand questions,&lt;br/&gt;
you are the most beautiful thing I’ve ever seen.&lt;br/&gt;
I will love you when you are a still day.&lt;br/&gt;
I will love you when you are a hurricane.&lt;/p&gt;”&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; - &lt;em&gt;Clementine von Radics, Mouthful of Forevers (via &lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://wethinkwedream.tumblr.com/"&gt;wethinkwedream&lt;/a&gt;)&lt;/em&gt;</description><link>http://iamschwallacus.tumblr.com/post/53243697013</link><guid>http://iamschwallacus.tumblr.com/post/53243697013</guid><pubDate>Mon, 17 Jun 2013 22:06:29 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>Photo</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m2e2tjllP61r2mbfvo1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;</description><link>http://iamschwallacus.tumblr.com/post/53239137012</link><guid>http://iamschwallacus.tumblr.com/post/53239137012</guid><pubDate>Mon, 17 Jun 2013 21:02:49 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>Photo</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/942065aa633fae36b4a344948e7ecd46/tumblr_mnjvi5k1yE1spya2co1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;</description><link>http://iamschwallacus.tumblr.com/post/53156699712</link><guid>http://iamschwallacus.tumblr.com/post/53156699712</guid><pubDate>Sun, 16 Jun 2013 21:06:13 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>Photo</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/0dd7049a591ef9851acefb73c3d67fd5/tumblr_mohz9pBgZu1qgmhjro1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/1764a5ea4655654e071c4476b2cba65d/tumblr_mohz9pBgZu1qgmhjro2_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/f14c4464296874dc5d4eab7a86726508/tumblr_mohz9pBgZu1qgmhjro3_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/b15a1e9834d73007784c6be42d6762e3/tumblr_mohz9pBgZu1qgmhjro4_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;</description><link>http://iamschwallacus.tumblr.com/post/53155023992</link><guid>http://iamschwallacus.tumblr.com/post/53155023992</guid><pubDate>Sun, 16 Jun 2013 20:41:56 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>jackrogersusa:

Feeling crabby?
(source: pinterest.com)
</title><description>&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/3b84e61e6e8ef1f12f0ecdbf76c31d72/tumblr_mo6q7jpIMO1qh59r5o1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://jackrogersusa.tumblr.com/post/52632962765/feeling-crabby-source-pinterest-com"&gt;jackrogersusa&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Feeling crabby?&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;(source: &lt;a href="http://pinterest.com"&gt;pinterest.com&lt;/a&gt;)&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://iamschwallacus.tumblr.com/post/53151635823</link><guid>http://iamschwallacus.tumblr.com/post/53151635823</guid><pubDate>Sun, 16 Jun 2013 19:52:25 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>deutschtaeglich:

“We only drink beer on days that end with ‘g.’...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/c61ed4d6a21b5bde23b4d5312c004f1a/tumblr_mkdr4wyysG1rmgptyo1_r1_400.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://deutschtaeglich.tumblr.com/post/53135106872/we-only-drink-beer-on-days-that-end-with-g-and"&gt;deutschtaeglich&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;“We only drink beer on days that end with ‘g.’ And Wednesdays”&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://iamschwallacus.tumblr.com/post/53151341313</link><guid>http://iamschwallacus.tumblr.com/post/53151341313</guid><pubDate>Sun, 16 Jun 2013 19:48:05 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>lisaeiou:

oh shiiiit get it aryaaa
</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/1b31311c440d4b583771ca20361d9e18/tumblr_mobvn9A8sA1ssfmsho1_250.gif"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://lisaeiou.tumblr.com/post/52926117099/oh-shiiiit-get-it-aryaaa"&gt;lisaeiou&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;oh shiiiit get it aryaaa&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://iamschwallacus.tumblr.com/post/53077010250</link><guid>http://iamschwallacus.tumblr.com/post/53077010250</guid><pubDate>Sun, 16 Jun 2013 00:13:39 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>Photo</title><description>&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/151d38bb53a938e5610b8f4e8bccce43/tumblr_mnw4lks28D1qms8nvo1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;</description><link>http://iamschwallacus.tumblr.com/post/53072302458</link><guid>http://iamschwallacus.tumblr.com/post/53072302458</guid><pubDate>Sat, 15 Jun 2013 23:03:51 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>Photo</title><description>&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mehfdcqOdI1qdujuvo1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;</description><link>http://iamschwallacus.tumblr.com/post/53072269498</link><guid>http://iamschwallacus.tumblr.com/post/53072269498</guid><pubDate>Sat, 15 Jun 2013 23:03:21 -0400</pubDate></item></channel></rss>
